What a fun word. Do you like to make up words? Maybe we could all make up words together. I’ll start:

Friendinger: a small device that dings whenever your friends are thinking about you. Wouldn’t that be nice. Unless it never dinged. I guess that would suck. You sitting around all day waiting, waiting, waiting for someone to think about you. Think anything about you. Maybe it’s broken. Maybe you should call your friend and ask them to think about you so that it would ding, but that would feel kind of pathetic. “Hey man, could you think about me, my dinger hasn’t gone off in days.” Who could you trust not to make fun of you? Who is your real friend? Do you have a real friend? or any friend? Why won’t someone think about me, dammit? Maybe if I shake it, it will ding. Ding, dammit, ding.

OK, now it’s your turn.