Seems like a cat gave birth to puppies. Must have been sleeping with the stray dog in the neighborhood. Slutty Cat.
Brian’s life lesson #1 – if you are a sexy cat, stay away from the stray dogs that are just hanging around. You can do better.
Speaking of cats – How about that Tom-Kat wedding tomorrow? Big fan of Dawson’s Creek, but this don’t seem right to me. That Tom Cruise seems to be a little too into this relationship. Katie still seems a little naive. Maybe I am completely wrong, and they are happy as hell. I guess that I shouldn’t be down on someone else’s happiness. So best wishes to you crazy fucking bastards.