I am about to go fucking nuts. The damn people who live above me are stomping again. Why would anyone even be awake at seven on Sunday? So I have decided that this is what I need to do. I have decided to hook up with some random woman and stay at her place all of the time. So if you are a random woman who is willing to put me up, get in touch with me. You may be asking what you get out of this situation (other than my company). Well this is where the great offer comes in. I will give you 5 minutes of the most mediocre sex that you have ever had. Think about it.